101. Hit any user to continue. (joke-id:1997) 102. 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! (joke-id:1998) 103. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! (joke-id:1999) 104. Will the information superhighway have any rest stops? (joke-id:2000) 105. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. (joke-id:2001) 106. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup (joke-id:2002) 107. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (joke-id:2003) 108. (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? (joke-id:2004) 109. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? (joke-id:2005) 110. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. (joke-id:2006) 111. Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. (joke-id:2007) 112. Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. (joke-id:2008) 113. Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." (joke-id:2009) 114. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. (joke-id:2010) 115. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. (joke-id:2011) 116. Don't take life too seriously: You're not getting out alive, anyway. (joke-id:2012) 117. I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made. (joke-id:2013) 118. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! (joke-id:2014) 119. Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning. (joke-id:2015) 120. Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a REAL man to face cancer. (joke-id:2016) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   NEXT