MEN'S RULES Rule 1 -- Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule 2 -- If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. Rule 3 -- If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule 4 -- It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule 5 -- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? Rule 6 -- Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. Rule 7 -- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. Rule 8 -- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule 9 -- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. Rule 10 -- Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. Rule 11 -- When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. Rule 12 -- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. (joke-id:431) Back to the lists-index