Dedicated to Women Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, men will screw anything. Q: How does a man take a bubble bath? A: He eats beans for dinner. Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay? A: A half hour of begging. Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused? A: He's breathing. Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds? A: Bonds mature. Q: How do you save a man from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head. Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: Who knows, it's never happened. Q: How are men and parking spots alike? A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Q: What is a man's idea of helping with housework? A: Lifting a leg while you vacuum. Q: What's the difference between men and E.T.? A: E.T. phones home. Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted. Q: What are the reasons men don't mind their own business? A: No mind, no business. Q: What is gross stupidity? A: 144 men in one room. Q: What do men think Rowe vs. Wade is? A: Two ways to cross a river. Q: How do men sort laundry? A: Dirty, and dirty but wearable. Q: How stupid are men about money? A: Only a man would buy a $500 car and a $4000 stereo. Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. (joke-id:419) Back to the lists-index