- I've got a head I can't think with... - An eye I can't see out of... - I have to hang around with two nuts all the time... - My closest neighbour is an asshole... - Worst of all my owner beats me all the time... - And my best friend is a pussy... - And now because of AIDS I have to wear this rubber suit and throw up all over myself!!!! (joke-id:2797) Back to the lists-index